At the sweet age of eleven years old, I asked you for a Hogwarts letter but you failed to provide me with one. Therefore, I gradually embraced my naughty side and joined a group of people called “Muners”. They turn naughty to the new nice, they love signing papers and they will do a lot of stuff just to get some wood carved into the shape of a gavel. The thing is that they believe in miracles as well and that’s where you step in:
First things first, we need portable coffee makers. Like the tiny ones you put into dollhouses but please make them functional since we are having difficulties concentrating on hot topics like the preservation of sardine’s population worldwide and whose tweets caused diplomatic tensions;
Moving on, do something with our placards. We are talking about parallelogram things used to speak and write cute stuff on at the end of a conference but that’s pretty much it! If you could somehow add a little bit of technology to turn them into portable modems or wifi detectors and hackers would be quite interesting. Even portable heaters in the form of placards would be great since sometimes mun venues are as hot as ice caves;
Another thing is the chair’s alarm. Chairs are the people in charge of a committee, but most of them are in charge of their phones only during session that’s why a detector of laziness and respective pinching may save us time into proving that the other bloc actually copy-pasted its draft from the web;
If you could spare some of your helpers to whisper country policies we will all be happier;
Also, could you ask Rudolph to collect all the possible rules of procedure since it’s got really boring to hear phrases such as “oh, no we have different RoP here” and perhaps a reindeer may pull it off better than humans;
Lastly, how’s about a collective spell on no - muners so that they will easier understand what MUN is all about?
Hugs and biscuits,
PS- In that spell of yours, please ban verbal mentions as awards as well!