“..And a special shout out to the delegate of …” You have just been given a verbal mention instead of an actual award, don’t you really feel like smashing the entire conference venue with the assistance of a huge hammer? Even worse, you can’t stop thinking that even though you flirted and used wisely your lobbying or even spying skills the gadgets and swag that some other delegates had deprived you of that valuable recognition that is an award. So, you really want to maintain the traditional value of pulling a great loser’s face but you can’t stop thinking that you want to shoot a large energy ball at them? My friend, you are an Avenger!
Here are your possible types:
A)Hulk: If you survive the very first unmoderated caucus where everyone tries to forge allegiances, then nothing will stop you. Most of the time, especially when merging resolutions you seem to be the voice of sanity because you are well aware of the risks that a fight includes. As a chair, you don’t need a gavel to control a room and as a secretariat member, paradoxically everyone will pay attention to your opinion no matter your position may be. By the way, avoid crisis committees, please.
B)Thor: My, my, my look at you hottie! You redefine mun flirting and certainly, you know how to make yourself seen in any room. It’s slightly difficult to work with you though since your ideas are literally from another world, so you are better off as a special guest/ or an advisor. Should you really feel like delegating, try futuristic committees, you will find them familiar.
( Thor when sees delegates who drop out a day before the simulation begins)
C)Iron Man/Tony Stark: Hello boss! As the genius, playboy, philanthropist that you claim to be you really enjoy interacting with other delegates until you are bored and want to show them how it’s really done. You really enjoy social events, but when trouble occurs, it’s highly possible that you will dissolve the committee regardless of your role. Better not be trusted with any secretariat positions unless these include a lot of flirting or software upgrades.
(Iron Man, minutes before a huge mun clash online fight begins)
D)Captain America/Steve Rogers: Sweetie, do you need a hug? It will take you a while to develop mun skills but when you pull off a great move then you will establish a pretty strong name in the muniverse. Unfortunately, you are still trying to win the same girl who has long hanged up her gavel and that makes you a little bit miserable. On the other hand, though, you have a lot of time to work while maintaining your core values and that makes you valuable in any position at all.
E)Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff: Don’t fool yourself, woman, you are all about spying and flirting- learn from Hawkeye and either keep your secrets hidden or pick a bloc and stick with it. If used wisely, she can bring info on anyone around but that’s pretty much it.
F)War Machine/Falcon: You really know how to use your hammer, don’t you? Fully aware of your skills, you are the important allies that any leader wants to have. You make great sponsors because the majority of the room trusts you and exceptional Deputies.
G)Vision: You are the mun platform/software that all of us have been desperately trying to create for the past decade.
H)Black Panther: You are too cool for eco-school. You managed to make us all think, you are just a boring guy with an amazing body but you had already implemented the SDGs when the rest of us were wondering how the MDGs would be phrased.You have already solved all major problems and you are willing to politely troll the muniverse by assisting circuits that were known to be strong. You should take over when Rogers dies and you make the UN charter look cool. In other words, your mun version does not exist. No one is that exceptional.
Their last resolution, named "Sokovia accords" was not successfully implemented. Do you think you would do better than them? Well, practically they are scanning for a miracle, so if you are good with loopholes, feel free to help them out since they are severely in need.
Update: it takes one determined guy with a dedicated team to take them down. Should start watching DC movies, I guess. [infinity war is awful and not mun inspiring at all]
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